a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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