that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Let's paint friendship bongs
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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