so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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