Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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