watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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