I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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