So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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