The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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