I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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