i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I skipped work to stalk him.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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