I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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