Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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