Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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