They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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