I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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