just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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