yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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