Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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