So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
