the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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