Don't you send me to vm
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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