You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Randomize
