i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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