I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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