Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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