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what?
penguin condom
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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