My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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