My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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