I am in a vortex of obligation.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
