omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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