Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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