We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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