come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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