you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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