Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
