how can u be prego again
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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