Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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