North Korea, Best Korea!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I intend to get homeless drunk
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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