doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
foreskin is a definite game changer
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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