He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
