Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She's the barista slut.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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