Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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