if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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