i can't believe i had my finger in that
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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