Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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