Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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