I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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