So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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