Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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