"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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