Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
