I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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