I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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