yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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