That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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