I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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