I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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